Wednesday, December 9, 2009

coovum-shitty shit

coovum(a crap-hose) ..let me first start with some introduction..

coovum a word that roots to a person coovalan, who was expertise in science of ground water, well water and stagnant water.(ya i took from sir wiki , so, don't u fuck dare me )
The river originates in a village of the same name, about 70 km away from Chennai where the river is used as LORD SHIVA'S holy water(ironic huh)...i know...

As the river enters the thiruvalluar district, the river turns slowly to a sewage (i.e few km from origin)..The River is so corrupted that it is incorrigible for mandatory manual usage...
The water that was once used for wiping our ass-hole is now a liquified crap..please don't imagine of ass.

I think this is the only river that contains maximum harmful micro org in our planet .....I know that India esp. T.N gives hart warming welcome for every one in globe but i never fuckin know that we love the bacteria and fungus so much that we have given our only river in our city and we also have dedicated to them....

...Even though nature tried its best to clean-up with tsunami and succeeded with the mouth, our very dear unconscionable people brought the river back to its form with in days...
Now, among India Chennai rates top in Water pollution (kudos to coovum)...

After decades the govt made its first step in cleaning this shitty water.Though, Govt plans and spends money(in billion) i think it takes years for the distinct malodor to evaporate...
speaking of odor, every citizen of chennai would know the distinct smell..we are so dwelled with the odor that we can actually say a dialogue" this part of river stinks more" else i can put the phrase simpler by saying "we can spot the difference between various craps just by a sniff.."

Not only the every bio-life(bacteria to ant to pig to man,women) feces contribute the ultimatum, there are many industries that fucks with the river so intimidate that they have no other choice....

We were brought up in a environment where Public excretion is considered to be a happy event.
This event is enjoyed by everyone(male and "female")...huh...
Even though govt finally after decades does something, we public(including you industrial bastards) should show some ethics and be humane.,.,.,

Alas, i am pretty sure if the state ruling party changes , please add five years in addition to expected ten years...for every time the regime changes the finish date is ethereal...

wat ever dear , atlast govt does or tries something...so instead of keeping ur fingers crossed lets keep our zips closed and stop public oooooozzzzzzz....

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Adhavan- cliche


i wouldn't say this as a worst film but surely not a good film. The film has a brisk 10 min start..then the tempo shutsdown..Bromidic dialogue and spider man stunts makes people to pee too often and smoke cubans...The best part in this movie is few vadivel comedies..Surya(madhavan), a paid killer is assigned to kill a judge,who is supposedly his father, this is the main plot..since he fails to kill the judge in first attempt , he goes to his house as a servant(in disguise).He then falls in love with the nayantara,(i have no idea why has she not learned to act ). there are few scenes in the film where u would like to tear off your shirt and run away esp. during climax and post climax scenes....harris music is very mediocre..the only thing that will keep u not to run the theatre is few comedies and a couple songs..

Thursday, March 19, 2009

YAVARUM NALAM(13 B)


YAVARUM NALAM, a bilingual horrendous movie
its been a long time in INDIAN cinemas , 13B directed by VIKRAM . K KUMAR which terrifies the people who has been to theater for this film....
The story is about a family which shifts to a new flats(13b) . Madhavan(Manohar) plays the protagonist. Maddy & his bro gets a new flat in apartment at 13floor..Saranya plays as maddy's mother and Neetu chandra is maddy's wife....In his new flat mano finds some strange fictious things
happening ... One day he happened to see a serial in his tv named "yavarum nalam ", he gets annoyed and stunned seeing the serial since it was like an alterego of their family....
The story of the serial matches with his routine family life.... He then with his police friend finds out the mistery and solves it.......
The Photography of film is by veteron P.C.Sriram & music score by Shankar essan loy...
The first half of movie is ok and second half is terrifying...The movie brings a thrilling experience, the twist and twinge in story brings scarce.......
A movie to be seen in theater esp late night show...

***the film is about to remake in hollywood


torrent download:
click here for yavarum nalam
click here for 13b(hindi)