Wednesday, December 9, 2009

coovum-shitty shit

coovum(a crap-hose) ..let me first start with some introduction..

coovum a word that roots to a person coovalan, who was expertise in science of ground water, well water and stagnant water.(ya i took from sir wiki , so, don't u fuck dare me )
The river originates in a village of the same name, about 70 km away from Chennai where the river is used as LORD SHIVA'S holy water(ironic huh)...i know...

As the river enters the thiruvalluar district, the river turns slowly to a sewage (i.e few km from origin)..The River is so corrupted that it is incorrigible for mandatory manual usage...
The water that was once used for wiping our ass-hole is now a liquified crap..please don't imagine of ass.

I think this is the only river that contains maximum harmful micro org in our planet .....I know that India esp. T.N gives hart warming welcome for every one in globe but i never fuckin know that we love the bacteria and fungus so much that we have given our only river in our city and we also have dedicated to them....

...Even though nature tried its best to clean-up with tsunami and succeeded with the mouth, our very dear unconscionable people brought the river back to its form with in days...
Now, among India Chennai rates top in Water pollution (kudos to coovum)...

After decades the govt made its first step in cleaning this shitty water.Though, Govt plans and spends money(in billion) i think it takes years for the distinct malodor to evaporate...
speaking of odor, every citizen of chennai would know the distinct smell..we are so dwelled with the odor that we can actually say a dialogue" this part of river stinks more" else i can put the phrase simpler by saying "we can spot the difference between various craps just by a sniff.."

Not only the every bio-life(bacteria to ant to pig to man,women) feces contribute the ultimatum, there are many industries that fucks with the river so intimidate that they have no other choice....

We were brought up in a environment where Public excretion is considered to be a happy event.
This event is enjoyed by everyone(male and "female")...huh...
Even though govt finally after decades does something, we public(including you industrial bastards) should show some ethics and be humane.,.,.,

Alas, i am pretty sure if the state ruling party changes , please add five years in addition to expected ten years...for every time the regime changes the finish date is ethereal...

wat ever dear , atlast govt does or tries something...so instead of keeping ur fingers crossed lets keep our zips closed and stop public oooooozzzzzzz....

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